Dear America,
You won: you got Matt back. Are you happy now? You can stop rubbing it in my face now. By opening new Abercrombie stores or Starbucks in town for example. Open more of them in Boston, he will be delighted about that.
It’s not that I haven’t seen this coming. From the beginning I knew he was going to go back to you. I even knew when. I was okay with it. And so was he. I hope you are too, America, with this temporary affair on Belgian soil. He never stopped loving you though, kept talking about you all the time. He even made me like you. Quite ironic, isn’t it?
Our relationship had an expiration date and now it came to an end. He choose you over me and I let him go. He’s yours again. Threat him well, I know where to find you!
Sincerely,
Jurgen
PS good luck with you application for social security and shit. I’m sure you’ll get it fixed eventually.
